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Insaan wo hai….

Teacher: Insaan woh hai jo dusron ke kaam aye…. Student: Lekin Exam me ap na toh khud insan banti hain Aur, Na dusron ko Insaan banne deti hain&...

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Final hai !!!

patient to doctor: Jab mein sota hu to mere sapne me Live IPL Cricket match ane lagta hai. Doctor: Koi baat nahi ye medicine sone se pehle kha lena. p...

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Arrange marriage

Arrange marriage – . Shaadi – Rs. 5,00,000/- jewelry – Rs. 4,00,000/- Lunch/Dinner – 1,00,000/- TOTAL – Rs. 10,00,000/- . . . Love Marriage ...

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Zinda Rehny K Liye

Science Teacher: Batao Zinda Rehny K Liye Kiya Zaruri Hai?? Student: Miss Aap Ko Itna Bhi Nahi Pata? Zinda Rehny K Liye Teri Qasam,, Ik Mulaqat Zaruri...

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Aankhen Band Ker k

Aankhen Band Ker k Agar Aap se Koi Ghalti ho jaye, To Aankhen Band ker k 2 Minute tak Lamba Saans len, Aur Sochen k Ab, , , , , , , Ilzaam Kis Per Lag...

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Bivi k thappad marne

bivi k thappad marne k bad pati bola Admi use hi marta h jise vo pyar karta h. bivi ne bhi 2khich k mari or boli-Ap kya samjte h mai apse pyar nahi ka...

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Father: I Have 4 Sons

Father: I Have 4 Sons 1St – Engineer 2nd – MBA 3rd – Ph.D 4th – Thief Neighbour: Why don’t you throw your 4th son out of the house? Father: ...

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