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The Perfect Son

Father : I have the perfect son. Friend : Does he smoke? Father : No, he doesn't. Friend : Does he drink whiskey? Father...

Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.

Interviewer : Give me the opposite words. Banta Singh : Ok Interviewer : Made in India Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan Interviewer : Good... Keep it Up Banta...

Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua

Santa : Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua. Wo udas ho gaya. Banta : Yaar udas kion ho? Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa...

SANTA went to court

JUDGE: "Order ! Order !" SANTA: "1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !" JUDGE: "Shut Up !" SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!

Teacher Aur Student Pass Ye Fail

Teacher : Beta, Tumhare sare answers Galat Hain… Student : Kamal karte ho sir ji, Marks hi toh Mang rhe, Pyar se mang rahe...

Latest Research

Dog : Bowwww Bowwww Cat : Meowww Meowww Crow : Kawww Kawww Girls : Awwww Awwww...

Boy jab fail ho jaye

Boy jab fail ho jaye Boy jab fail ho jaye Mom 3 words kehti hai- "AUR JA GHUMNE" . . Gf bhi 3 words kehti hai- "SHARAM NAHI AATI" . Dost bhi...

Kids Now A Days

Lady Doctor To Kid: Lambi Sans Lo…… Lady Doctor : What Do You Feel Now? …. Kid: “Your Deo Smell Is Amazing Baby……

An arabi officer rings the IT guy,

"My internet is not working properly." IT guy: "Ok Double click on "My computer" Arabi: "I can't see ur computer?" IT guy : "No no click on "My computer" on ur computer." Arabi: "How...

“Please Check My Mom’s Eye”

Young Boy : "Please Check My Mom's Eye". Doctor : What's The Problem? Young Boy : Inko Meri Shaadi Ke Alaawa aur...

Ek noujawan nay Apne Dadajaan se pucha ki

Ek noujawan nay Apne Dadajaan se pucha ki.......... Dadajaan, pahale ke log kaise zindagi jiya karte te ??? Na Light Na Jahaz Na Train Na Intrnet Na Computer Na...

Bnglore aya banglore aya

Santa plane land hote hi chillane lga. . . Bnglore aya banglore aya. Balle Balle . 'Air Hostess: Hello sir. B silent . . Santa- ok anglore aya anglore aya . alle alle

Insaan wo hai….

Teacher: Insaan woh hai jo dusron ke kaam aye.... Student: Lekin Exam me ap na toh khud insan banti hain Aur, Na dusron ko Insaan...

Final hai !!!

patient to doctor: Jab mein sota hu to mere sapne me Live IPL Cricket match ane lagta hai. Doctor: Koi baat nahi ye medicine sone...

Beta, kya kar rahe

Mom - Beta, kya kar rahe ho? Son - Padh raha hu. Mom - Excellent! Kya padh rahe ho? Son - Aapki hone wali Bahu ke Messages. ...

Arrange marriage

Arrange marriage – . Shaadi – Rs. 5,00,000/- jewelry – Rs. 4,00,000/- Lunch/Dinner – 1,00,000/- TOTAL – Rs. 10,00,000/- . . . Love Marriage – . Stamp paper – Rs. 10/- Notary – Rs. 20/- Garland –...

Zinda Rehny K Liye

Science Teacher: Batao Zinda Rehny K Liye Kiya Zaruri Hai?? Student: Miss Aap Ko Itna Bhi Nahi Pata? Zinda Rehny K Liye Teri Qasam,, Ik Mulaqat Zaruri...

Aankhen Band Ker k

Aankhen Band Ker k Agar Aap se Koi Ghalti ho jaye, To Aankhen Band ker k 2 Minute tak Lamba Saans len, Aur Sochen k Ab, , , , , , , Ilzaam Kis Per...

Kal Apki Beti ko dekha tha

Kal Apki Beti ko dekha tha Sir: Tense kitny type k hote hen? Boy: 3, present, past, future Sir: Gud Example do Boy: Kal Apki Beti ko dekha tha, Aaj Piyar...

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