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Bnglore aya banglore aya

Smile-Joke-Funny

Santa plane land hote hi chillane lga. . . Bnglore aya banglore aya. Balle Balle . ‘Air Hostess: Hello sir. B silent . . Santa- ok anglore aya anglore aya . alle alle...

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Insaan wo hai….

studentteacher

Teacher: Insaan woh hai jo dusron ke kaam aye…. Student: Lekin Exam me ap na toh khud insan banti hain Aur, Na dusron ko Insaan banne deti hain…...

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Final hai !!!

ipl

patient to doctor: Jab mein sota hu to mere sapne me Live IPL Cricket match ane lagta hai. Doctor: Koi baat nahi ye medicine sone se pehle kha lena. patient: Kal se khaonga, aaj to final match hai!!!...

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Arrange marriage

Smile-Joke-Funny

Arrange marriage – . Shaadi – Rs. 5,00,000/- jewelry – Rs. 4,00,000/- Lunch/Dinner – 1,00,000/- TOTAL – Rs. 10,00,000/- . . . Love Marriage – . Stamp paper – Rs. 10/- Notary – Rs. 20/- Garland – Rs. 50/- Photo – Rs. 10/- Total –...

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Zinda Rehny K Liye

Joke-funny

Science Teacher: Batao Zinda Rehny K Liye Kiya Zaruri Hai?? Student: Miss Aap Ko Itna Bhi Nahi Pata? Zinda Rehny K Liye Teri Qasam,, Ik Mulaqat Zaruri Hai Sanam..:-p...

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Aankhen Band Ker k

Funny-Child

Aankhen Band Ker k Agar Aap se Koi Ghalti ho jaye, To Aankhen Band ker k 2 Minute tak Lamba Saans len, Aur Sochen k Ab, , , , , , , Ilzaam Kis Per Lagana Hai?.....

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Kal Apki Beti ko dekha tha

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Kal Apki Beti ko dekha tha Sir: Tense kitny type k hote hen? Boy: 3, present, past, future Sir: Gud Example do Boy: Kal Apki Beti ko dekha tha, Aaj Piyar karta hun, Kal Bhaga k Le Jaunga...

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Bivi k thappad marne

Funny-Joke

bivi k thappad marne k bad pati bola Admi use hi marta h jise vo pyar karta h. bivi ne bhi 2khich k mari or boli-Ap kya samjte h mai apse pyar nahi karti....

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Father: I Have 4 Sons

Joke-Funny

Father: I Have 4 Sons 1St – Engineer 2nd – MBA 3rd – Ph.D 4th – Thief Neighbour: Why don’t you throw your 4th son out of the house? Father: He is the only one Earing In the house , rest are jobless!!!...

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Santa ne Live Radio Station

Joke-funny

Santa ne Live Radio Station call ki: Hello… ji ye Radio station hai ? RJ: Ji Haan, boliye. Santa: Meri awaaz pura shehar sun raha hai ? RJ: J Haan. Santa: Yani ghar mein jo meri biwi Radio sun rahi hai… wo bhi sun rahi hogi..?? RJ (Gusse ...

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Ek School pe ek ladka bahut der se ghar

Smile-Joke-Funny

Ek School pe ek ladka bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada school ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.Toh ek Pion aaya aur kaha: Pion: Kya kar rahe ho beta? Ladka: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hu. Pion (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, or school ki...

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Girl frnd ne msg kiya

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Girl frnd ne msg kiya: Meri photo de do, mujhe naya boy frnd mil gaya hai. Boy frnd ne 30 photo’s bhej ke likha: Inme se dhundh lena mujhe to teri shakal bhi yaad nahi....

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Hyderabaadi Estory: Isku advance kaama bolte

Smile-Joke-Funny

Hyderabaadi Estory Isku advance kaama bolte…. Ek farmhouse me kittey ki ghode rehte. Usme se ek ghoda bimaar ho jata… Maalik veterinary doctor bulata. Doctor: Ye ghode ku infection ho gaya. Teen din dekhenge. Agar sahi ho gaya to thik hai...

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Golu And Shopkeper

Joke  babies

GOLU: oey mera shampo k sath wala gift de, Shopkeper: sardar g uske sath koi gift nai tha GOLU: bakwas na kar shampo pe likha tha Dandruf Free...

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Munna Aur Circuit

munna bhai -joke-funny

Munna: ye Gandhi Bapu har note me haste hi kyu rehte hei ?? Circuit: Simple hai BHAI, Royenge to note geeela ho jayenga na....

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