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27th Zilhaj 1435 | Wednesday, Oct 22, 2014
Jokes
Doctor Ki Shaadi Kuch Is Tarah Se Hon...
Doctor ki shaadi kuch is tarah se honi chahiye…. MEHENDI ki jagah DETTOL solution istemal ho, BAARAT ambulance mein jaye, SHAADI hospital mein ho, PHOTO ki jagah X-ray liya jaye Aur kya khoob ho agar KHANE me Vitamin C & B ki goli di jaye, MEHMANO ko CHAY ya Cold Drink ki jagah Glucose & ORS more
September 2, 2014 - 11:44pm IST
Hansa: Praful, Tournament M...
Hansa: praful tournament matlab?? Praful: tournament hansaaaa.. yeh jo tumne kaanme jhumke pehne hai use to ...

September 2, 2014 - 11:32pm IST

Bachpan Aur Ab
Bachpan mein hum waha sona pasand karte the jahan se chand tare nazar aate the AUR aaj waha jahan . ...

August 12, 2014 - 1:18pm IST

Gawaar Gaya TV Khareedne
Gawaar: Yeh TV Kitne Ka Hai..? Salesman: Hum Gawaaro Ko Koi Cheez Nahi Bechte.. Gawaar After 1 Month cle ...

August 12, 2014 - 1:15pm IST

Students Fact – Ek Majaak
Wo konsa 1 mazak he Jo salo pehle bhi students karte the, aaj bhi karte hain Aur qayamat tak karte rahenge? ...

August 12, 2014 - 1:11pm IST

Kids And BBM PIN
21st century kids standing in a museum, looking at a Egyptian mummy with 1227BC written below. 1st kid: W ...

July 7, 2014 - 9:50pm IST

Shaadi Ke Baad TV Channel B...
Ladko, Life mein jo bhi badalna chahte ho, abhi badal lo Kyunki shaadi ke baad to TV Channel bhi nahin ba ...

July 6, 2014 - 9:12pm IST

Bachcha Aur Milk
Bachcha: Doodh peene se rang gora hota hai? Doctor: Haa, hota hai! Bachcha: Jhooth, Phir bhains ka bachc ...

July 6, 2014 - 9:06pm IST

Pathaan Ne Machhli Pakdi
Pathan ne machhli pakdi aur Ghar aaya to dekha: Na gas, Na aata, Na bijli aur Na tel, Pathan wapas machh ...

July 6, 2014 - 9:04pm IST

Wife’s Demands From Husband
Wife: Where are you? Husband: I’m at “Bank” Wife: Wow that’s good. I need 20000 for new Cell Pho ...

July 5, 2014 - 9:44pm IST

Sharabi Ka Wife Ko SMS
Ek sharabi ne apni wife ko office party se sms kiya… “Party khatam hone wali hai, ye last peg hai, ma ...

July 5, 2014 - 9:33pm IST

KBC: What If These Actors W...
Amrish Puri: Sahi jawab! Mogambo khush hua ! Amjad Khan: Kitane options the? Chaar! Soover ke bachchon! C ...

July 3, 2014 - 10:17pm IST

Murde Ne Bheja Wife Ko SMS
1 admi ki dusre shehar me naukri lagi. Waha pahunch ke usne socha ki biwi ko SMS kar doon. Galti se wo SMS ...

July 3, 2014 - 10:12pm IST

3 Ways To Write In An Exam
3 Ways to write in EXAM: Look up for INSPIRATION, Look down for CONCENTRATION and Look around for INFO ...

July 3, 2014 - 10:04pm IST

Munna – Bus Pe Tu Chade
Munna bhai: Circuit, agar bus pe tu chade, ya fir tujh pe bus chad Jaye to kya hoga? Circuit: bole to bhai, ...

July 2, 2014 - 8:44pm IST

Pappu Aur Angrez In A Plane
Ek Baar Pappu Plane Se USA Jaa Raha Tha, Sath Mein Ek Angrez Baitha Hua Thha… Angrez:- Hi Main Ek Scie ...

July 2, 2014 - 8:42pm IST

Got Married Recently
Employee to his boss, “Sir,Increase my salary, I got married recently.” The boss replied, “The Comp ...

July 2, 2014 - 8:35pm IST

Girl – Mujhe Bahut Costl...
Girl-Mere Bday pr mujhe bahut costly gift dena Boy-OK. On the Bday boy: ur gift! Girl: how sweet i ...

July 1, 2014 - 9:16pm IST

Exam Results Special
Father: Nalayak pados me Mishraji ki ladki ko dekh, first aayi hai! Son: aur kitna dekhu? usse dekh d ...

July 1, 2014 - 9:13pm IST


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