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15th Jamadi-us-Saani 1435 | Thursday, Apr 17, 2014
Jokes
Car accident
Nurse to patient with bleeding head: your name? Patient: Banta singh. Nurse: age? Patient: 25 years. Nurse: married? Patient : no no, car accident !more
February 8, 2014 - 10:15am IST
Sardiyo me skin
Very Very Important msg... Pls read Carefully.. Sardiyo me skin khushk ho jaye to pani me haldi or zara sa milk powder daal kr ubal lain.. T ...

February 3, 2014 - 9:58am IST

Padosi ka sms
Ek admi ne apne Padosi ko sms kiya , Dear Sir , Aapko jara sa bhi andaza nhi hai lekin aapko ye jaan kar hairaani jaroor hogi aur gussa bhi aa ...

February 1, 2014 - 10:04am IST

Paise kaha rakhu?
Wife: Sunoji Ladka bahut paise udaane laga hai. Jahan bhi chupati hoon, dhoondh leta hai Husband: haramkhor ki book me rakh de, exam tak nahi dhundh ...

February 1, 2014 - 9:53am IST

Jinn ka bachha
Mele me Announcement hui 1 bachcha mila hai JIN KA HAI, Aa kar le jaye Santa bheed se chillata hua aya Mujhe bhi Dikhaaaaaooo JIN KA BACCHA ...

January 30, 2014 - 2:42pm IST

A punjabi woman in London talking in ...
A punjabi woman in London talking in English to a Dr about her sick child "My kaka is ill ek week da. Na eat da, na sleep da , bas weep da te cheek d ...

January 30, 2014 - 2:40pm IST

Age for Voting and Marriage
Legal Voting age for Boys: 18 years . . . Legal Marrying age for Boys : 21 years... . . . . What does this mean? . . . . . . You need ...

January 22, 2014 - 12:17am IST

Which is the most Dangerous Alphabet ??
Answer "W"... It is a tension generator... ....'coz all the worries starts with "W"... Who?? Why? What? When? Which?? Whom?? Where?? ...

January 16, 2014 - 9:55am IST

Best Munna – Circuit Jokes
January 4, 2014 by Joker Munna-Circuit Jokes Munnabhai: Yaar circuit ye RAM NAVMI kyu manai jati hai? ...

January 8, 2014 - 5:31pm IST

Samsung Launching Rajnikant...
Samsung Launching Rajnikant ‘R’ Series In 2014 Features: 20 SIMS, Battery Standby: 1 Year, 1000 GB M ...

January 8, 2014 - 5:21pm IST

Santa aur Bhikari
Santa aur Bhikari Bhikari- sahab 20 rs do na, coffee peeni hai.. Santa- lekin coffee to 10 rs ki aati hai? Bhikari- Meri girlfrnd bhi sath ma ...

January 8, 2014 - 5:19pm IST

Gabbar: Yeh hath mujhe de d...
Gabbar: Yeh hath mujhe de de thakur… Thakur: Le Le, mere hath le le Basanti ke bhi le le… Jai aur Ve ...

January 8, 2014 - 5:16pm IST

Marriage Certificate
Ek aadmi apne Marriage Certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha. Biwi boli: Tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho? Aadmi: Expiry Date dekh raha hu ...

January 8, 2014 - 9:45am IST

RAILWAY INTERVIEW
RAILWAY INTERVIEW:- Interviewer:- agar do gaadiyan ek line pe aa gayi to kya karoge? Santa:- Jee, red li ...

January 8, 2014 - 9:42am IST

Hi meri kismat
An old Indian woman slips n falls. She cries, 'hai meri kismat.!' A foreigner walks past n says, 'Hi.... Merry Christmas 2 u 2....

January 8, 2014 - 9:41am IST

Ladki Mein Akal Honi Chahiye, Surat t...
Ladka Handsome hone chahiye, Smart to Phone bhi hote hain. Phone to iPhone hona chahiye, S1, S2, S3 to Train ke Dibbe bhi hote hain. Insaan ka ...

January 6, 2014 - 5:14pm IST

This is called energy
Sir - define energy?? . . . . . . Santa - sir pura to nhi ata but last ka pata hai bas. . . . . . ...

December 30, 2013 - 6:41pm IST

Maine puchha chaand se
Maine poocha chand se ki dekha hai kahin, mere yaar sa haseen..... .......!! Chand ne kaha- Dekho.., ...

December 28, 2013 - 11:45pm IST

Question Paper by Pappu
Pappu ne exam k liye Question Paper banaya..Paper dekhte hi saare bache behosh ho gye... Questions kuch ...

December 28, 2013 - 10:05am IST


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