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4th Shawwal 1435 | Friday, Aug 01, 2014
Jokes
Kids And BBM PIN
21st century kids standing in a museum, looking at a Egyptian mummy with 1227BC written below. 1st kid: What does that mean? 2nd kid: Must be his BBM pin…more
July 7, 2014 - 9:50pm IST
Shaadi Ke Baad TV Channel B...
Ladko, Life mein jo bhi badalna chahte ho, abhi badal lo Kyunki shaadi ke baad to TV Channel bhi nahin ba ...

July 6, 2014 - 9:12pm IST

Bachcha Aur Milk
Bachcha: Doodh peene se rang gora hota hai? Doctor: Haa, hota hai! Bachcha: Jhooth, Phir bhains ka bachc ...

July 6, 2014 - 9:06pm IST

Pathaan Ne Machhli Pakdi
Pathan ne machhli pakdi aur Ghar aaya to dekha: Na gas, Na aata, Na bijli aur Na tel, Pathan wapas machh ...

July 6, 2014 - 9:04pm IST

Wife’s Demands From Husband
Wife: Where are you? Husband: I’m at “Bank” Wife: Wow that’s good. I need 20000 for new Cell Pho ...

July 5, 2014 - 9:44pm IST

Sharabi Ka Wife Ko SMS
Ek sharabi ne apni wife ko office party se sms kiya… “Party khatam hone wali hai, ye last peg hai, ma ...

July 5, 2014 - 9:33pm IST

KBC: What If These Actors W...
Amrish Puri: Sahi jawab! Mogambo khush hua ! Amjad Khan: Kitane options the? Chaar! Soover ke bachchon! C ...

July 3, 2014 - 10:17pm IST

Murde Ne Bheja Wife Ko SMS
1 admi ki dusre shehar me naukri lagi. Waha pahunch ke usne socha ki biwi ko SMS kar doon. Galti se wo SMS ...

July 3, 2014 - 10:12pm IST

3 Ways To Write In An Exam
3 Ways to write in EXAM: Look up for INSPIRATION, Look down for CONCENTRATION and Look around for INFO ...

July 3, 2014 - 10:04pm IST

Munna – Bus Pe Tu Chade
Munna bhai: Circuit, agar bus pe tu chade, ya fir tujh pe bus chad Jaye to kya hoga? Circuit: bole to bhai, ...

July 2, 2014 - 8:44pm IST

Pappu Aur Angrez In A Plane
Ek Baar Pappu Plane Se USA Jaa Raha Tha, Sath Mein Ek Angrez Baitha Hua Thha… Angrez:- Hi Main Ek Scie ...

July 2, 2014 - 8:42pm IST

Got Married Recently
Employee to his boss, “Sir,Increase my salary, I got married recently.” The boss replied, “The Comp ...

July 2, 2014 - 8:35pm IST

Girl – Mujhe Bahut Costl...
Girl-Mere Bday pr mujhe bahut costly gift dena Boy-OK. On the Bday boy: ur gift! Girl: how sweet i ...

July 1, 2014 - 9:16pm IST

Exam Results Special
Father: Nalayak pados me Mishraji ki ladki ko dekh, first aayi hai! Son: aur kitna dekhu? usse dekh d ...

July 1, 2014 - 9:13pm IST

Santa Ka Sir
Santa Ka Sir Phat Gaya Wo dikhane ke liye doctor ke paas gaya. Doctor ne puchha: Ye kaise Hua? Santa ...

July 1, 2014 - 9:11pm IST

How To Kill A Girl?
Give the girl a beautiful dress, nice jewelery, costly cosmetics, Then lock her in a room without a ...

June 30, 2014 - 10:27pm IST

Marwari ne shaikh ko khoon ...
Marwari ne shaikh ko khoon dekar uski jaan bachai Shaikh ne khush hokar use Mercedes Car gift ki! Shaikh k ...

June 30, 2014 - 10:18pm IST

While In Examination Hall
While in examination hall : 1st one hour – calligraphy 2nd one hour – cursive writing 3rd one hour ...

June 30, 2014 - 10:11pm IST

Don’t Mess With Engineers
5 Doctors and 5 Engineers are travelling by rail from Pune to Mumbai. They gather at Pune Railway Station. ...

June 12, 2014 - 9:48pm IST


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