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7th Rabi-us-Saani 1436 | Friday, Jan 30, 2015
Jokes
How much am I worth?
Son: Say, mother, how much am I worth? Mother: You're worth more than crores to me, dear. But why are you asking? Son: Well, then, could you advance me 100 bucks?more
January 30, 2015 - 11:27am IST
Mandira Bedi vs Kiran Bedi
Congress decided to field Mandira Bedi as Delhi CM Why? Any Guess? Because 1 MB = 1024 KB ;)...

January 23, 2015 - 2:57pm IST

Doctor vs Plumber!
Doctor Raat Ko 3 Baje Toilet Jaane Ke Liye Utha Toh Usne Dekha Ki Toilet Puri Tarah Se Block Ho Gaya Hai. U ...

January 15, 2015 - 10:33pm IST

Eggs without hens
"You cannot get eggs without hens", said the teacher stressing the point. Pappu: M'am, my dad can. Teacher: ...

December 13, 2014 - 2:34pm IST

A husband's descriptio...
Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorab ...

November 18, 2014 - 10:10am IST

jab meri yaad aati hai tab ...
Girl- jab meri yaad aati hai tab tum kya karte ho? Boy- me tumhari favourite chocolate khata hu! or tum kya k ...

November 16, 2014 - 9:46pm IST

Doctor Ki Shaadi Kuch Is Tarah Se Hon...
Doctor ki shaadi kuch is tarah se honi chahiye…. MEHENDI ki jagah DETTOL solution istemal ho, BAARAT ambulance mein jaye, SHAADI hospital mein ...

September 2, 2014 - 11:44pm IST

Hansa: Praful, Tournament Matlab?
Hansa: praful tournament matlab?? Praful: tournament hansaaaa.. yeh jo tumne kaanme jhumke pehne hai use tournament kehte hai… Babuji: abey pr ...

September 2, 2014 - 11:32pm IST

Bachpan Aur Ab
Bachpan mein hum waha sona pasand karte the jahan se chand tare nazar aate the AUR aaj waha jahan . . . . charger ki pin lag sake ...

August 12, 2014 - 1:18pm IST

Gawaar Gaya TV Khareedne
Gawaar: Yeh TV Kitne Ka Hai..? Salesman: Hum Gawaaro Ko Koi Cheez Nahi Bechte.. Gawaar After 1 Month clean Shave & hair cut karke aaya aur puchh ...

August 12, 2014 - 1:15pm IST

Students Fact – Ek Majaak
Wo konsa 1 mazak he Jo salo pehle bhi students karte the, aaj bhi karte hain Aur qayamat tak karte rahenge? “Bahut masti ho gayi yaar ab Kal Se ...

August 12, 2014 - 1:11pm IST

Kids And BBM PIN
21st century kids standing in a museum, looking at a Egyptian mummy with 1227BC written below. 1st kid: What does that mean? 2nd kid: Must be ...

July 7, 2014 - 9:50pm IST

Shaadi Ke Baad TV Channel Badaloge?
Ladko, Life mein jo bhi badalna chahte ho, abhi badal lo Kyunki shaadi ke baad to TV Channel bhi nahin badal paoge!...

July 6, 2014 - 9:12pm IST

Bachcha Aur Milk
Bachcha: Doodh peene se rang gora hota hai? Doctor: Haa, hota hai! Bachcha: Jhooth, Phir bhains ka bachcha kaala kyun hota hai?...

July 6, 2014 - 9:06pm IST

Pathaan Ne Machhli Pakdi
Pathan ne machhli pakdi aur Ghar aaya to dekha: Na gas, Na aata, Na bijli aur Na tel, Pathan wapas machhli ko Nadi mein fenk aaya, Machhli Ch ...

July 6, 2014 - 9:04pm IST

Wife’s Demands From Husband
Wife: Where are you? Husband: I’m at “Bank” Wife: Wow that’s good. I need 20000 for new Cell Phone, 5000 for new dress, 6000 for new sho ...

July 5, 2014 - 9:44pm IST

Sharabi Ka Wife Ko SMS
Ek sharabi ne apni wife ko office party se sms kiya… “Party khatam hone wali hai, ye last peg hai, main aadhe ghante me ghar pahuch jaunga… ...

July 5, 2014 - 9:33pm IST

KBC: What If These Actors Were The Host
Amrish Puri: Sahi jawab! Mogambo khush hua ! Amjad Khan: Kitane options the? Chaar! Soover ke bachchon! Chaar chaar options! Bahut nainsaafi hai! ...

July 3, 2014 - 10:17pm IST

Murde Ne Bheja Wife Ko SMS
1 admi ki dusre shehar me naukri lagi. Waha pahunch ke usne socha ki biwi ko SMS kar doon. Galti se wo SMS kisi aur ke paas chala gaya, Jis ke pa ...

July 3, 2014 - 10:12pm IST


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