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Doctor and lady patient

Doctor and lady patient

Operation keliye injection lagane se pehle doctor ne lady patient se pucha : aap ki age kya hai?
Patient:28 years

Doctor: aap ko yaqeen hai na ke aapki yahi age hai kyunki main ne aap ki age ke hisaab se behoshi ki dawa ka dose injection mein bharna hai

Lady patient: 30 saal

Doctor: aap soonch lein dawa ke kam ya zyada dose se patient operation ke dauraan hoosh mein aajata hai ya coma mein bhi jasakta hai

Patient: 38 saal

Doctor: aap phir ek baar soonch lein dawa ke kam ya zyada hone se uska direct effect kidney pe padta hai aur kidney failure bhi hosakta hai

Patient shouting: 49 saal, ab bhale operation theatre se mery laash hi kyun na nikle, mai iss se zyada umar hargiz nahin badhaungi