Joke of the day !

1 Admi ne Hotel me room liya, pauchtay hi socha k Biwi ko sms kr du.
Usne sms likh kr Galat number pr send kr dia
Jis aurat ko mila us k Shohar ka 2 din pehle inteqal hua tha.
Sms Padhte hi aurat BeHosh ho Gai!
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Likha tha..,
Begum Main Kheriyat se Pauch Gya hu
Idhr Network b Mojud hai
Jaga Choti, Pr Shandar Hai
Thandi Thandi Hawa Jannat Ka Maza Deti Hai

Dhool Matti B Nhi Hai
Mene Jo white Kapre Pehne The Wo Ab Tk Saaf Hain!
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2,4 din me tumko B bula lunga????