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The Perfect Son

Father : I have the perfect son.
Friend : Does he smoke?
Father : No, he doesn’t.
Friend : Does he drink whiskey?
Father : No, he doesn’t.
Friend : Does he ever come home late?
Father : No, he doesn’t.
Friend : I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
Father : He will be six months old next Wednesday.