Category: Jokes

Job Interview.

OFFICER:- What is your name? Manoj :- M.P. sir OFFICER:- In full please Manoj :- Manoj Pandey OFFICER:- Your father's…

Biwi ne Ek Ghanta Pehle

Biwi ne Ek Ghanta Pehle Ek Sahab ne Apna Vote Dal Kar Polling Agent Se Pucha .. Beta List Check…

Mujse Shaadi Karogi……

He: Mujse Shaadi Karogi...... She: Kya He: Achhi Film hai Na...? She: Kutte ke Bachhe..... He: What? She: Kitne Chhote…

Active voice v/s Passive voice..

Active voice v/s Passive voice.. *Wife*: sone ki chain kab doge? *Husband*: chain se sone kab dogi?

Kitna pyar karte ho mujhse

She: Kitna pyar karte ho Mujhse ? He: Shahjahan jaisa. She: To Tajmahal banawao He: Zameen kharid li hai, bas…

Baap Ki Aulad

Apny Baap Ki Aulad Hai To Neechay Dekh.. . . . . . . . . . . . Apni…

Best Pathan Joke

Pathan proposed a girl wid romantic poetry, “Kutta mar gaya razai me Mai pagal hon teri judai me Pani mei…

Mere Papa bohat Darpok hain

Aik bacha apne dost se kehta mere papa bohat darpok hain. Dosra bacha: tumhain kaese pata hai? Pehla bacha: Woah…

Pappu Rock Ladki Shock

Pappu ne ek khubsurat ladki se puccha : Aap kaha rehti ho ??? Ladki : MG Road Pappu : Itni…

Jodi mill gayi (None of Your)

Ladke wale: Ladki kitne padi hai..... Ladki-my education is my education..... None of Your education ladki wale: apka ladka kya…

Ajeeb si zindagi guzar rahi

Ajeeb si zindagi guzar rahi 10 saal purani baatain aj tak yaad hain but ek din pehla parha howa paper…

Chalo main chupti hoon

Girl : Chalo main chupti hoon, tum mujhe dhundna. Agar dhund liya to hum shopping chalenge. Boy: Agar nahi khoj…

Ab toh Mai Nahi Bachungi

Uno : Ab toh Mai Nahi Bachungi,Pakka Mar jaaongi... Apan : Mai Bhi Mar jaonga... Uno : Arre tum kaiku…

Why There Are Different Types

Why There Are Different Types Of Blood Groups..? . Answer . So The Mosquitoes Can Enjoy Different Flavours...

*Conservation with a fat friend*

Me : Kya re bhai, 'uncle' dikhra. Dost : Tu bhi do baccho'n ka baap dikhra. Me : Hau usme…

Bhaiya ” Water complete ” daalo jaldi

Hyderabadi girl at bandi : Bhaiya " Water complete " daalo jaldi ... Man : " Waterrr completeeee " ?????…

Hyderabadi Janwar’on ka Doctor

Dost 1 : areh main janwar'on ka doctor ban jaana sonchru mama Dost 2 : Kaiku re bhai? Dost 1…

Kya Aapki life bahut boring Hai ?

Kya Aapki life bahut boring Hai ? Agar Haa.. Toh Type kijiye... "I love You (Space) (Girlfriend Ka Naam)" Aur…

Aaj Khana kyu nahi banaye

Husband : Aaj Khana kaiku nai banaye? Wife : Gir gayi thi aur Lag gayi ji... Husband : Kahan giri…

Fun Time

A married man saved his girlfriend's phone number on his mobile as "LOW BATTERY" with no ringtone. Whenever she calls…