Category: Jokes

Joke

SRK: " I Release my movie on Diwali because it is a Holiday..." Sallu: "I…

Ek Ladki Dupatta

Ek Ladki Dupatta Muh pe Lapete huye Scooty pe ja rahi thi.... Samne se ek…

Shohar biwi ko english sikha raha tha

Shohar biwi ko english sikha raha tha biwi dupehar mein: Dinner lay lo ji. Shohal:…

Why so much Make-Up?

Boy: Where are you going now? Girl: For Suicide.. Boy: Then, Why so much Make-Up?…

Banta road se gujar raha tha,

Banta road se gujar raha tha, Achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya, or…

Plants ko paani dedo

Madam: Joo Chhatt pe plants ko paani dedo Nukar: Par bibi ji, aaj toh baarish…

Joke of the day

Biwi: Agr Main Mar Gai to Tum Kitne Arse Bad Shadi Kroge Shohr: Mehngai Ka…

Joke of the day

Wife: Aap Such Such Bataen Kya Sirf Me Hi Aap K *Nikaah* Me Hun? Husband:…

Best Pathan joke

Teacher: Bijli kahan se atti hai? Pathan: Mere mamoo k gharse Teacher: Wo Kese? Pathan:…

Father and Son

Father : 12th ke baad kya karne ka irada hai? Monu: BBA Father: Good Leking…

Lakh Rupees ki advice dunga!!

Me: Bhai 100 RS de to Lakh Rupees ki advice dunga!! Friend: *gives 100 rs…

Ary Kiya Hai

Kal Karey so Ajj kar, Aaj karo so ab, Waah!! Waah!! Abey karta hi Rahega…

Daya Joke

Daya, Tanki Me Pani Nahin Hai Kya?? Tanki me Pani Nahin Hai ?? Han Daya,…

Tum Itny Sweet kyu ho?

Tum Itny Sweet kyu ho? Tum Inty Incocent kyu ho? Tum Inty Intelligent kyu ho?…

Hyderabadi Couple

Wife: Aap Cigarette peete.... Daru Peete... Kaiku nai bole... Shaadi se pehle??? Dhoka diya Hamarku!!…

Yew Yew Honey Singh’S Version

Chaar Bottle Vodka Kaam Mera Roz Ka Na Mujhko Koi Roke Na Kisi Ne Roka…

When Modi, Yogi and Kejriwal become teachers

Politicians are always kept on the list of every comedian's favourite topics to crack jokes…

Best Pathan Joke

Khan Sahab ki light Ma Tabiyat Kharab ho Gai To Air Hostess Asked: R U…

Sabse Latest movie

Sabse Latest movie kaunsi dekhi hai ? Mere Friend ki Facebook Movie!

Husband aur Wife

Husband: Sunti ho! Tumhari Saheli galat Larkay se shaadi kr rahi hay.. Tum usse rokti…