Category: Jokes

Joke

SRK: " I Release my movie on Diwali because it is a Holiday..." Sallu: "I release my movie on Eid…

Ek Ladki Dupatta

Ek Ladki Dupatta Muh pe Lapete huye Scooty pe ja rahi thi.... Samne se ek aadmi Bike me jate huye…

Shohar biwi ko english sikha raha tha

Shohar biwi ko english sikha raha tha biwi dupehar mein: Dinner lay lo ji. Shohal: Jahil, ye dinner nahi lunch…

Why so much Make-Up?

Boy: Where are you going now? Girl: For Suicide.. Boy: Then, Why so much Make-Up? Girl: You Idiot... Tomorrow My…

Banta road se gujar raha tha,

Banta road se gujar raha tha, Achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya, or phir jor se chillaya.... kamineee....Potty…

Plants ko paani dedo

Madam: Joo Chhatt pe plants ko paani dedo Nukar: Par bibi ji, aaj toh baarish ho rahi hai Madam: koi…

Joke of the day

Biwi: Agr Main Mar Gai to Tum Kitne Arse Bad Shadi Kroge Shohr: Mehngai Ka Daur Hai.. Lehaza Meri to…

Joke of the day

Wife: Aap Such Such Bataen Kya Sirf Me Hi Aap K *Nikaah* Me Hun? Husband: Han Han Meri Jaan Sirf…

Best Pathan joke

Teacher: Bijli kahan se atti hai? Pathan: Mere mamoo k gharse Teacher: Wo Kese? Pathan: Jab bijli jati he to…

Father and Son

Father : 12th ke baad kya karne ka irada hai? Monu: BBA Father: Good Leking ye bba kya hota hai?…

Lakh Rupees ki advice dunga!!

Me: Bhai 100 RS de to Lakh Rupees ki advice dunga!! Friend: *gives 100 rs note* Me: *Bhai har kisiko…

Ary Kiya Hai

Kal Karey so Ajj kar, Aaj karo so ab, Waah!! Waah!! Abey karta hi Rahega to Dhoyega kab,,, Lol lol

Daya Joke

Daya, Tanki Me Pani Nahin Hai Kya?? Tanki me Pani Nahin Hai ?? Han Daya, Tanki Me Pani Nahin Hai…

Tum Itny Sweet kyu ho?

Tum Itny Sweet kyu ho? Tum Inty Incocent kyu ho? Tum Inty Intelligent kyu ho? Tum Inty Lucky kyu ho?…

Hyderabadi Couple

Wife: Aap Cigarette peete.... Daru Peete... Kaiku nai bole... Shaadi se pehle??? Dhoka diya Hamarku!! Husband: Aisa nakko bolo begum..…

Yew Yew Honey Singh’S Version

Chaar Bottle Vodka Kaam Mera Roz Ka Na Mujhko Koi Roke Na Kisi Ne Roka Listeners Version Agar tu Saamne…

When Modi, Yogi and Kejriwal become teachers

Politicians are always kept on the list of every comedian's favourite topics to crack jokes on. When it comes to…

Best Pathan Joke

Khan Sahab ki light Ma Tabiyat Kharab ho Gai To Air Hostess Asked: R U Suffering From Fever? Khan Sahab:…

Sabse Latest movie

Sabse Latest movie kaunsi dekhi hai ? Mere Friend ki Facebook Movie!

Husband aur Wife

Husband: Sunti ho! Tumhari Saheli galat Larkay se shaadi kr rahi hay.. Tum usse rokti koun nahi? Wife: Main kyun…