Category: Jokes

Daya aur Jethalal

Daya: Tappu ke Papa... Dukan se Aate Waqt Torch le Aana Jethalal: Kyon??????? Daya: Kyonki…

Hindi Mein and English mein

Hindi Mein: Mein kho gaya hun tere Pyar mein, Ab tum b kho jao... English…

Happy New Year!

You Made A Lucky Year For Me by Leaving me Alone to Realize that there…

Teacher aur Student

Teacher: ???Jab mai tumhary jitna tha to mere maths mai humesha 100 mai se 100…

Teri ho Ya Meri ho

Sabzi Teri ho Mandi Meri ho Wa Wa C.N.G Teri ho Gari Meri ho Wa…

Joke

Chori boli photo achchi laga rakhi hai... Mai bolo chance mat maar pagli tere se…

Aarz kiya hai…

Aarz kiya hai... Daaru peene walo. kabhi laasi bhi piya karo.... Wah Wah!!! Wah Wah!!!…

Meray Ishq ki bowling

Meray Ishq ki bowling ne Uske dil ki wicket to gira di Lekin Meri Taqdeer…

English man aur Dukan Dar

English man: What's is this? Dukan dar: This is Dahi English man : what is…

Ultimate Insult

Girl: Mcdonald's chale? Boy: Spelling bolo tabhi jayenge Girl: 1 kaam karo KFC chalte hai…

English Ma Kaho

Sardar: Oye tu Larki Dekh Aya? Kesi He? Pathan: Rang se kali he Aur Kaan…

Samosa pada ho!

Banta road se gujar raha tha, Achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya, or…

Jab se aapko dekha hai, yaqin karo

Jab se aapko dekha hai, yaqin karo Raat Din Subha Sham Sotay Jagtay Khaty Petay…

Police knock knock

Police: Knock Knock Santa: Kaun hai? Police: Police! Darwaza kholo... tum se baat karni hai.…

Wife to husband

Wife to husband: did you have any girl friend before marriage? Husband: remains silent. wife:…

Do Pagal Cricket Match Dekh Rahe The

Do Pagal Cricket Match Dekh Rahe The Player ne Chakka Maara Pelhla Paagal Bola waah…

Smart Student

Teacher: Jab mai tumhary jitna tha to Mere maths mai Humesha 100 mai se 100…

6 Birds Were Sitting On A Tree

6 Birds Were Sitting On A Tree... A Hunter Saw That And Shot Over Tree...…

Tumhein Kya Lagta He? “. . * . * .

Tumhein Kya Lagta He? “. . * . * . * . * . *…

Dil se ankhe band karo to

Kehte hai agar dil se ankhe band karo to life mein jis ko pyaar kiya…