Category: Jokes

Daya aur Jethalal

Daya: Tappu ke Papa... Dukan se Aate Waqt Torch le Aana Jethalal: Kyon??????? Daya: Kyonki Aap Raat ko andhere mer…

Hindi Mein and English mein

Hindi Mein: Mein kho gaya hun tere Pyar mein, Ab tum b kho jao... English Mein: I m lost in…

Happy New Year!

You Made A Lucky Year For Me by Leaving me Alone to Realize that there are Better things than you…

Teacher aur Student

Teacher: ???Jab mai tumhary jitna tha to mere maths mai humesha 100 mai se 100 number atay thy Student: Atay…

Teri ho Ya Meri ho

Sabzi Teri ho Mandi Meri ho Wa Wa C.N.G Teri ho Gari Meri ho Wa Wa Hum dono ki Dosti…

Joke

Chori boli photo achchi laga rakhi hai... Mai bolo chance mat maar pagli tere se achchi pata rakhi hai....

Aarz kiya hai…

Aarz kiya hai... Daaru peene walo. kabhi laasi bhi piya karo.... Wah Wah!!! Wah Wah!!! Free mein post padhne walo,…

Meray Ishq ki bowling

Meray Ishq ki bowling ne Uske dil ki wicket to gira di Lekin Meri Taqdeer to dekho! Uska Baap umpire…

English man aur Dukan Dar

English man: What's is this? Dukan dar: This is Dahi English man : what is dahi? Dukan dar: Milk sleep…

Ultimate Insult

Girl: Mcdonald's chale? Boy: Spelling bolo tabhi jayenge Girl: 1 kaam karo KFC chalte hai Boy: KFC ka full form…

English Ma Kaho

Sardar: Oye tu Larki Dekh Aya? Kesi He? Pathan: Rang se kali he Aur Kaan se kaam SUnti he Sardar:…

Samosa pada ho!

Banta road se gujar raha tha, Achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya, or phir jor se chillaya... Kamineee.....Potty…

Jab se aapko dekha hai, yaqin karo

Jab se aapko dekha hai, yaqin karo Raat Din Subha Sham Sotay Jagtay Khaty Petay Uth'tay BEth'tay Aatay jaatay Meri…

Police knock knock

Police: Knock Knock Santa: Kaun hai? Police: Police! Darwaza kholo... tum se baat karni hai. Santa: tum log kitne ho?…

Wife to husband

Wife to husband: did you have any girl friend before marriage? Husband: remains silent. wife: what is the meaning for…

Do Pagal Cricket Match Dekh Rahe The

Do Pagal Cricket Match Dekh Rahe The Player ne Chakka Maara Pelhla Paagal Bola waah kya Goal kiya hai Doosra:…

Smart Student

Teacher: Jab mai tumhary jitna tha to Mere maths mai Humesha 100 mai se 100 number atay thy Student: Atay…

6 Birds Were Sitting On A Tree

6 Birds Were Sitting On A Tree... A Hunter Saw That And Shot Over Tree... . 5 Birds Flew Away…

Tumhein Kya Lagta He? “. . * . * .

Tumhein Kya Lagta He? “. . * . * . * . * . * . * . * .…

Dil se ankhe band karo to

Kehte hai agar dil se ankhe band karo to life mein jis ko pyaar kiya uski tasveer dikhti hai, To…