Category: Jokes

Teacher aur Pathan

Teacher: Bijli kahan se ati hai? Pathan: mere mamoo k gharse. Teacher: who kese? Pathan: Jab bijli jati he to…

Fun Time

A married man saved his girlfriend's phone number on his mobile as "LOW BATTERY" with no ringtone. Whenever she calls…

Wife takes very ill husband to a Doctor

Doctor advices to wife: Give him health breakfast daily Be pleasant & in good mood Cook tast dinner Don't discuss…

Aary kiya hai …

Aary kiya hai ... Daaru peena walo, kabhi lassi bhi piya karo Wah Wah!!! Wah Wah!!! Free mein post padhne…

Best Pathan Joke

Lala: Oye Bajkray ki Raan kidhar gai? Qasia: Bakra Langra tha Lala: Or Dil? Qasai: wo Bakri legai Lala: O…

Tumhein Kya Lagta He? “. . * . * .

Tumhein Kya Lagta He? “. . * . * . * . * . * . * . * .…

Shadi Hemesha Apni Girl Friends Se Karni

Shadi Hemesha Apni Girl Friends Se Karni Chayye.. . . . Kyun..?? . . . Arrange Marrige Me Hamesha Kisi…

Usne kahaa-mohabbat ki sazaa do mujhe

Usne kahaa-mohabbat ki sazaa do mujhe....! . . . . . Maine ja k uske papap ko baa diya .…

Sardar apne biwi se

Sardar apne biwi se: Jalde jalde coffee piyo. Biwi: Kyoun? Sardar: Tum ne bahir perha nahain hot coffee 25 ruppay…

I don’t drink Cigarette hahaha

Wife: Meera jee suna ha aap cigaeette peeti hain Husband: Yelo.... AA gye hai english ko murder karne.... hehe suno…

Cricuit bole toh

Munna Bhai : Cricuit, bole toh yeh ford kya hai? Cricuit: Bhai, gaadi hai , gaadi Munna Bhai: Toh phir,…

Million Dollor Truth….

"wife is cute When she is mute" and "Husband is honey when he gives money"

Alia bhatt and Mukesh bhatt

Alia bhatt: Papa, maine saari book padhil so boring ! Itne saare characters hain, but no story.... Mukesh bhatt: beta,…

Beauty Cream Itni Jaldi

Hamne to use kaali Samajh K Chor diya tha FARAZ Hame kya pata tha k Faiza beauty cream itni Jaldi…

Father Beta

Father: 12th ke baad kya karne ka irada hai? Beta: BBA Father: Good..... Lekin ye BBA kya hota hai? Beta:…

Matlabi Larki

Matlabi Larki Se Achi To Meri Cigarette Hai, Jo Mere Honton Se Apni Zindagi Shuru Kerti Hai, Aur Mere Qadmon…

Ustaad shagird

Ustaad shagird se: Dant khatte kerna ka jumla banao. Shagird: Main ne apne dost ko chille mille khila ker us…

ME Without YOU?

ME Without YOU? It's Like A Facebook Without Friends, Youtube Without Music And Google With Results

Teacher to Student: How many planets are they

Teacher to Student: How many planets are there? Student: Mercury,venus,earth,mars......... Teacher or sunao? Student: Bus fit fat.... Madam ap sunain?

Sabse Sweet

Sabse Cool? Aap Ho Sabse Smart? Aap Ho Sabse Sweet? Aap Ho Sabse Mast? Aap Ho Ziyada Urro Mat,, Ye…