Category: Jokes

Teacher and Student

Teacher Insaan woh hai jo Dusron ke kaam aaye..... Student: Lekin Exam ke waqt na toh Aap khud insan Banti…

……..Arz Kiya Hai…………….

Chappal Chhoti ho jaye toh paaon mein nahi aati……. Aur Girlfriend moti ho jaye to Bahon mein nahi aati…….

Hindi to English

Hindi mein: Mein kho gaya hunt ere pyar mein, ab tum b kho jao… English Mein: I m lost in…

Tu apun Ka MAST Friend Hai

Kya Horela Hai Beedu.. Apun Ko Tera Bahut Memory aa Rela Tha.. Isi Vaste Tere Ko SMS kiyela Hai.. Tu…

Ishq Ki Raah

Aap Ishq Ki Raah Me Kiya Kamal Kerty Ho,, , Likhty Ho "I Love U" Aur "Send To All Kerty…

SMS Timing

Yaar Ab Agar SMS Kerny Hon To Sirf Is Time Hi Kerna.. 6am --- 9am 9am --- 12am 12pm ---…

Matlabi Larki

Matlabi Larki Se Achi To Meri Cigarette Hai, Jo Mere Honton Se Apni Zindagi Shuru Kerti Hai, Aur Mere Qadmon…

Teacher to Student: How many planets

Teacher to Student: How many planets are there? Student: Mercury,venus,earth,mars......... Teacher or sunao? Student: Bus fit fat.... Madam ap sunain?

Naa dekh asmaan ko itni hasrat se…Dost

Naa dekh asmaan ko itni hasrat se …Dost… Kisi parinday ne moo pe potti kr di to saari hasrat nikal…

Kuch Larkiyan

Kuch Larkiyan Mun Per Itna Ziyada Powder Laga leti Hen K Banda Asani se Un K Mun Per , ,…

GIRL Msg To Her Boyfriend

GIRL Msg To Her Boyfriend: "PHONE MAT KARO DEAR, MOM HOTI HAI NEAR, PAPA SE LAGTA HAI FEAR, BAAT BHI…

Shiri Rehman Farmati hayZardari hazi

Shiri Rehman Farmati hay Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko wah wah Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza…

SMS SMS SMS

SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS Bus ab khush? Phir na kehan k me sms nahi kerta!

Little Word

"BYE" Is A Little Word That Causes So Much Pain .. . The Person You Hold Now Might Never See…

So Confused

I Love "U" . I Love U . I Love U . I Love U . I Love U .…

Aaj Kal

Aaj Kal Kahin Bahar Ghoomny Nahi Jana Parta,, Log Ghar Brthy Hi Dimagh Ghuma Ker Rakh Dete Hen

Dost Aise Banao

Dost Aise Banao Jo Dukh Me Aap Ka Sath Den.. QK Khushi Me To "Khusray" Bhi Nachny Aa Jaty Hen

Option

Agar Facebook Per Laaton, Mukkon Aur Thuddon ka Option Hota to, Adha Pakistan Zakhmi Hota

Offer

Guitar Seekha Tha Jis ko Patane k liye.. . . . . . . . Aaj Offer Mili Hai.. Usi…

Selected

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