Daya aur Jethalal

Daya aur Jethalal

Daya: Tappu ke Papa… Dukan se Aate Waqt Torch le Aana Jethalal: Kyon??????? Daya: Kyonki Aap R…

Hindi Mein and English mein

Hindi Mein and English mein

Hindi Mein: Mein kho gaya hun tere Pyar mein, Ab tum b kho jao… English Mein: I m lost in ur l…

Happy New Year!

Happy New Year!

You Made A Lucky Year For Me by Leaving me Alone to Realize that there are Better things than you in…

Teacher aur Student

Teacher aur Student

Teacher: ???Jab mai tumhary jitna tha to mere maths mai humesha 100 mai se 100 number atay thy Stude…

Teri ho Ya Meri ho

Teri ho Ya Meri ho

Sabzi Teri ho Mandi Meri ho Wa Wa C.N.G Teri ho Gari Meri ho Wa Wa Hum dono ki Dosti Itni Gehri ho k…

Joke

Joke

Chori boli photo achchi laga rakhi hai… Mai bolo chance mat maar pagli tere se achchi pata rak…

Aarz kiya hai…

Aarz kiya hai…

Aarz kiya hai… Daaru peene walo. kabhi laasi bhi piya karo…. Wah Wah!!! Wah Wah!!! Free …

Meray Ishq ki bowling

Meray Ishq ki bowling

Meray Ishq ki bowling ne Uske dil ki wicket to gira di Lekin Meri Taqdeer to dekho! Uska Baap umpire…

English man aur Dukan Dar

English man aur Dukan Dar

English man: What’s is this? Dukan dar: This is Dahi English man : what is dahi? Dukan dar: Mi…

Ultimate Insult

Ultimate Insult

Girl: Mcdonald’s chale? Boy: Spelling bolo tabhi jayenge Girl: 1 kaam karo KFC chalte hai Boy:…

English Ma Kaho

English Ma Kaho

Sardar: Oye tu Larki Dekh Aya? Kesi He? Pathan: Rang se kali he Aur Kaan se kaam SUnti he Sardar: En…

Samosa pada ho!

Samosa pada ho!

Banta road se gujar raha tha, Achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya, or phir jor se chillayaR…

Police knock knock

Police knock knock

Police: Knock Knock Santa: Kaun hai? Police: Police! Darwaza kholo… tum se baat karni hai. San…

Wife to husband

Wife to husband

Wife to husband: did you have any girl friend before marriage? Husband: remains silent. wife: what i…

Smart Student

Smart Student

Teacher: Jab mai tumhary jitna tha to Mere maths mai Humesha 100 mai se 100 number atay thy Student:…

6 Birds Were Sitting On A Tree

6 Birds Were Sitting On A Tree

6 Birds Were Sitting On A Tree… A Hunter Saw That And Shot Over Tree… . 5 Birds Flew Awa…

Dil se ankhe band karo to

Dil se ankhe band karo to

Kehte hai agar dil se ankhe band karo to life mein jis ko pyaar kiya uski tasveer dikhti hai, To mai…