Mom: Son, get up its time to go to college.

Mom: Son, get up its time to go to college.
Son: No Maa.. I don’t want to go to college.
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Mom: Give me 2 reasons why don’t u want to go to college
Son: 1. All students hate me
2. All staff hates me..
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Mom: Ooh! That’s not a reason
C’mon, you must go to college
Son: Give me 2 reasons why I should go to college
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Mom:” 1. U are not a kid, you are 47 years old
2. U are the Principal of the college
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Moral: Sirf bachchon ka hi man nahin karta chhutti karne ka.